Confess Thy Gym Sins
Blow upon the screen. Pluck a petal. Receive thy crest.
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Tap the mic
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Blow on screen
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Pluck & confess
Equipment Sins
45s on the bar, sweaty bench, phone in the squat rack
Cardio Cowardice
faked sprints, paused treadmill, stairmaster possum-grip
Locker Room Audacity
nude hairdryer chats, shirtless selfies, sauna FaceTime
Confess at least one sin first.
Recent Pilgrims
Hall of Shame âThe shrine is silent. Be the first to sin.